Not Rated
“The Greatest Show on Earth” is
most certainly not the Greatest Movie
on Earth. It’s such a bummer that I had to end this fun challenge with such a
crummy film. The story is obviously one about the circus, Ringling Brothers
Barnum & Bailey’s to be exact. Its part drama, a little comedy, and part
documentary. A narrator comes in every once in a while and gives a detailed
account (along with visuals) about the tedious jobs involved in setting up or
tearing down traveling circuses. Watching the absolutely enormous canvas tents
get laid out fascinated me a little bit, I’ll admit, but overall, I was bored
throughout a majority of this movie. Many (long) scenes were just like watching
a circus (ie. trapeze acts, elephants, tigers, clowns, parades around the
rings….).
I’ve never been drawn to the
circus, and it’s not for an obvious reason- I’m not afraid of clowns; I just
don’t think they’re funny. They were my least favorite part of Cirque du Soleil.
Circuses are just weird. I feel bad for the performing animals and hope they’re
being taken care of with love. In watching this film, I wondered why it was
ever appropriate to make fun of or laugh at homeless people, aka ‘hobos’.
As far as the storyline goes, Brad
the circus owner, played pretty poorly by Charlton Heston, is a man “with
sawdust in his veins”. He eats, thinks, and breathes his circus. So much so
that he doesn’t have time for a high-flying artist, Holly, who apparently is
his girlfriend. (Which reminds me… why was “pigeon” ever a term of affection? I
remember the Tramp calls Lady that in the Disney movie. If my boyfriend/husband
ever referred to me as a disgusting street bird scrounging for scraps of trash,
I’d probably punch him in the throat.) Brad hires The Great Sebastian, another
high-flyer who will work the center ring, in order to draw up more business.
Holly, distraught over being bumped to the second ring is disappointed in Brad
and ends up falling for the suave womanizer Sebastian. She yo-yos between the
two vying for their love in return. Her character is absolutely pathetic, and
Brad’s is a sap for not doing anything about it. Holly is such a poor example
for women (almost as bad as Bella Swan from Twilight). She drove me up the wall
the entire movie.
Holly and Sebastian
The film also stars Gloria
Grahame, as another circus performer, who is recognizable as Violet Bick in “It’s
a Wonderful Life” and Ado Annie from “Oklahoma!”. James Stewart (the lead in “It’s
a Wonderful Life”) is also in it… as the clown “Buttons”, who never takes off
his make-up. He’s got a dirty little secret that eventually catches up with
him. It is a very different role for him and I’m not convinced it was meant for
him.
Heston and Stewart
I have no idea why this film
won the coveted award. The story was long, melodramatic, and disjointed, the
acting was pretty poor, and the special effects were laughable. I know I
shouldn’t knock technology in the 50’s, but SO many scenes are obviously green-screened,
that I wonder if these actors ever even left their living rooms. One of the
most impressive scenes for the time, was the train wreck, which to me looked
like bad special effects from an old Thomas the Train episode. By now, you can
tell I wouldn’t recommend this film, but if for some reason, you’re dying to
see some circus action and have no opportunity to see a real one, then by all
means, grab some popcorn and “enjoy” this spectacle. (I’m sure that’s what
director Cecil B. DeMille had in mind when this came out… attract crowds whose
town couldn’t host a circus- although I wouldn’t call this a “kid’s movie”.)
My sentiments were confirmed
when I read that this film has been considered the Academy’s worst choice for
the top prize. Critics believe the Academy felt obligated to honor a great
director who had not won an award before as his career was coming to an end.
The film somehow was nominated for five awards and won two, including Best Writing:
Original Story (please). This film’s befuddled
competition was “High Noon” (“the western for people who don’t like westerns”
which was expected to win), “Ivanhoe”, “Moulin Rouge”, and “The Quiet Man”. “The
Bad and the Beautiful” won the most awards this night (5) but was snubbed a
nomination for Best Picture. But most shockingly, “Singin’ in the Rain” also
came out this year, was only nominated for two awards, and won none! This was
the first year that the awards ceremony was televised- bummer it was such a
disappointment.
FAVORITE SCENE:
I refuse to say that the circus
stunts were my favorite since I’m convinced they were either involving stunt
performers or the actors themselves were really only inches off the ground, I
will go for a more human scene. Buttons knows the chances are high that he’ll
get caught if he hangs around after the train wreck, but he stays to be a
physician to the ailing Brad. It was a selfless move that really made me feel
bad for him. That was a moment of decent
acting.
LESSONS LEARNED:
Everyone makes mistakes. Academy, I hope you learned your lesson.
Work hard to pursue your
dream but don’t trample on or ignore people completely on your way to the top.
Parents, do not raise your
daughters to be like Holly, thinking she needs a man, any man, to complete her. Teach her to recognize what real love is.
How funny that "singin' in the rain" a true classic not get nominated!!! It is interesting that there were good movies that year. When did the academy start life time achievement awards? So many good artist never do win for an individual film.
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